Ryan. 20. Theatre Performance major. Tampa, FL. I also love hummus.


1970. Company. ‘The Ladies Who Lunch.’ ‘A matinee, a Pinter play, perhaps a piece of Mahler’s.’ I thought Mahler’s was a pastry shop on Broadway. ‘Mahler’s Pastries,’ 47th Street and Broadway. The ladies had lunch, they went to see a matinee, they saw a Pinter play, and then afterwards they went around the corner and had a cup of tea and a piece of Mahler. Made perfect sense to me. And when I brought it up to Stephen Sondheim, he said, ‘Elaine, I have to go to the bathroom.’

Elaine Stritch (via more-red-more-blue-more-beer)


And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

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The Great Two Day Bender of 2014

The Great Two Day Bender of 2014

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Adelaide’s Lament | Megan Mullally

Guys and Dolls [Carnegie Hall 04.03.14]

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omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now